Texts From Last Night

I'm not going to link to this because it isn't 100% appropriate and I think some co-workers/Girl Scout volunteers might read this.

But I am going to give you some highlights of Texts From Last Night (the website, not my life).

positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier

yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester

Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?

And mine and Ross' fav for the night...

He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...

Want more? Google it. Seriously. Google it.