Me: This morning I broke a nail, hun. I know that sounds like such a girl thing to say but I broke my thumbnail like halfway into the live part. It HURTS.
[holds up band-aided thumb]
Ross: Ooohh yeah I've done that. That does hurt.
Me: It's been killing me all day. Every time I need to use my thumb. It hurts like a son of a ...
[catches Ross smirking]
Me: Are you laughing at me!? Are you laughing because I'm hurt, jerk!?
Ross: No, no, no. It's just if you think breaking a nail hurts, you've got something coming in a few weeks...
Crap. He's right.