Things Lexi Barks At

Specifically on TV

• Other dogs. Duh.
• Horses. Geez nothing throws her into a barking fit like horses.
• In fairness, most animals.
• The Fox NFL football robot transformer thing.
• The elf that comes on after an episode of Top Chef.
• Aflac duck.
• The karate kicking guy in the Oceanspray cranberry juice commercial.
• Sometimes, small children.
• And apparently the Kleenex commercial that starts with a sled of tissue boxes being pulled across the screen. That really upset her just now.