Ross: Honey, you sure are vocal during your games.
Me: Yup. See you should watch more Texans games with me. I'm fun.
Ross: Yeah you are. You don't always know what's happening but you're yellin'.
Later in game
Me: Schaub! Getting sacked does not win us games!
Ross: Time to give it up babe. Turn it off and spare yourself.
Me: Never! The second I turn it off they'll have the comeback of century! No way!
Go Texans! 2-0!